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More twaddle
Ronaldo jokes
1. After smashing his Ferrari up, police questioned Ronaldo about the incident. He blamed it on the wall not being 10 yards back.
2. After smashing his Ferrari Fergie made Ronaldo practice taking corners again at training.
3. Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of the sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire.
4. The strange thing about Ronaldo's car crash is that, even though he only slightly injured his leg in the accident, he rolled out of the car clutching his head.
5. Looks like Ronaldo's using his free-kick technique in his car and sent it straight into the wall.
6. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Ronaldo mounted the pavement.
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